Chuck Norris Jokes

Here are some Chuck Norris Jokes

VOL. 6 *NEW*

Kids check under their bed at night for the boogyman, the boogyman checks under his bed at night for chuck norris ( Submited By 1storm)



Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s Potato Chips.  

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.  

Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.    

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris, because it knows that you don’t find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.  

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire

VOL. 4

And once again — Funny Facts about Chuck Norris. You know, It is risky job – making laugh of Chuck Norris. -;)



Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What’s that? You say there’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either. 

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.


Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.


Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.



Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird!


When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.


Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets hurt. Some temporarily get away. They are called astronauts.


In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the


Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.


A Chevy truck was totalled in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Chuck Norris. You tell me what did the damage.


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